City Lights and Colored Tights

letmefeelinfinity:

I literally cried at their wedding

bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
The audition said it all. He came in the room and by the time he left I said, ‘He made me raise my game. I want to work with him.’ He’s incredibly supportive and grounding, as he is as Watson. He’s a brilliant foil and we laugh a lot; a helluva lot, and we work very hard, and then we laugh very hard, and then we work hard and then we laugh hard. It’s genuinely good fun. I adore him. He’s somebody who’s got a very secure understanding of life. He’s a homebody and has a beautiful family and he’s just a very centered, very amusing, brilliant actor to play off.
Benedict Cumberbatch on Martin Freeman [x] (via thecutteralicia)

anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

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